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That Rainbow Connection
Help Yosef cross the Rainbow Bridge!
What could possibly go wrong??
Quest Type Story Quest
World All
Difficulty 4 Skulls
Location Goodness Glacious
Randall's Discount Orphanisms

That Rainbow Connection is a quest that can be picked up from the quest board at the city gate. It is the fifth part in the main storyline.


Randall's Discount Orphanisms:

  • Destroy the angry orphans!

Goodness Glacious:

  • Destroy Jerkimedes' goons!


  1. Introduction
  2. Helmitor's Fortress
  3. Treat Retreat
  4. Clash at Bloodbath Lagoon!
  5. That Rainbow Connection
  6. Mt. Olympus
  7. The Jerk's On You
  8. The Bear

Appearing Characters[]

  • Jerkimedes
  • Randall
  • Cornelius Happydays
  • Blinda
  • Mumphrey
  • Puppy Person

Recruited Characters[]

  • Puppy Person: If you give the kid to his parents, the last enemy alive in the last battle will be transformed into a Puppy Person by Jerkimedes. It can be any unit except the mascot.


  • Quest completion message: Now to notify next of kin. Oh wait.
  • Quest failure message: Next time, find a proper pauper.